Fuzzy Navels™ | Male Strip Club In Portland, Oregon!

HOURS

We're currently open on Fridays and Saturdays from 6PM until midnight while we build up our roster of male strippers. You can find updated specifics about hours and scheduled strippers on the main page pop up as soon as they're available, and if we should not be open (due to scheduling issues with strippers or whathaveyou), it'll show up on the same main page pop up.

LOCATION

We're located at 10518 NE Sandy Blvd in North East Portland. That's less than a mile from the Sandy Blvd exit on the 205.

If you need a quick point of reference, our location is in the area of town that is near IKEA.

We have a bright blue and white sign in the window that says "Fuzzy Navels."

TIPPING POLICY

In short, we fully believe that the customer shouldn't have to guess what's going to happen or just hope that spending money has results. At Fuzzy Navels, the guys are a sure thing. You're in the control of the nudity.

Main Stage

When a guy receives $15 from the crowd, the booty becomes fully visible.

What happens from there is up to you!

If the tips from the crowd collectively total another $20, all his clothes come off. Full frontal nudity.
If you tip $20 individually after the booty is fully visible, you can take the guy's underwear off yourself.
If you tip $40+ individually after the booty is fully visible, you can take the guy's underwear off and keep the underwear as your very special souvenir*!

Every choice leads to Full Frontal Nudity!
* underwear is for souvenir purposes only. Not to be worn.

Lap Dance Area

We also have a dedicated lap dance area where you can enjoy some one-on-one time with the guys. Here's the price list:

	Details	Time	Price
PECKER A Lap Dance For The Tame	Stays In Underwear For Length Of Dance	5 Minutes	$25
PEEN A Lap Dance For Those Who Want To Be Teased	Removes Underwear Near End Of Dance	5 Minutes	$35
PACKAGE A Lap Dance With Extra Time And For Those Who Know What They Want	Removes Underwear At Beginning Of Dance	8 Minutes	$50

If you have a friend, husband, boyfriend, roommate, or significant other who wants to share the lap dance experience with you, the upgrade for that is an additional $20 per period.

All lap dances use a timer to ensure that you get the full experience, and you can extend your lap dance for an additional time period at the same rate by simply telling the guy that you would like another one.

To partake of a lap dance, just find the guy you like, tell him you want a Pecker, Peen, or Package lap dance, then enjoy! — The same rules for behavior and touching in the bar area also apply during lap dances. Do not touch the dick, balls, taint, hole, or butt crack, but feel free to grab yourself a handful of everywhere else. Wanna play with his treasure trail or sniff his armpit? Go for it!

We have lots more goodies/upgrades in store, but that's it for now.

We have an ATM on site.

ENTRANCE POLICY

When you arrive at Fuzzy Navels, you'll be required to sign a liability release waiver.

Just like a white water rafting trip wants you to know that you're on an intense adventure, we want you to acknowledge that this is a full contact experience. You can touch the guys and the guys can touch you. The only place you can't touch is the "bikini zone" as we call it, so grab a pec or let your finger linger down a treasure trail, but unfortunately, you can't touch the dick, balls, taint, hole, or butt crack. Everywhere else is up for grabs... literally.

Each time you visit, we'll check your ID, so be prepared to show your state issued driver's license, identification card, or passport. Every time, every person, no exceptions.

The admission fee will be dynamically calculated for the evening. It is currently $5 per stripper dancing at the bar with a maximum of $15 for the evening. So, if we have one stripper at the bar, it will be $5. If we have 4, it will be $15. We have an ATM on site, and we accept cards and cash.

BEVERAGES & SNACKS

We have an extensive collection of beer, wine, cider, and sodas available for purchase with cash or card. Are you a Mountain Dew® guy, more of a Coke® drinker, or just prefer Diet Pepsi®? Either way, we've got you covered.

We also have chips and candy bars.

Our current beverage lineup is subject to change but currently includes:

Beer In Bottles

Blue Moon
Bud Light
Coors Light
Elysian Space Dust
Heineken
Kona Brewing Big Wave
Pelican Brewing Company Beak Breaker
Pelican Brewing Company Cape Crasher
Samuel Adams

Beer In Cans

Blue Moon
Budweiser
Montucky

Ciders

2 Towns Ciderhouse Cosmic Crisp
2 Towns Ciderhouse Tropical Cosmic Crisp
2 Towns Ciderhouse Pacific Pineapple
Portland Cider Company Pumpkin Spice

Hard Seltzers

White Claw Black Cherry
White Claw Mango
White Claw Watermelon

Sodas & Water

Coke
Diet Coke
Cherry Coke
Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Mountain Dew
Dr. Pepper
A&W Root Beer
Sprite
Bottled Water

Pre-Made "Mixed" Drinks

Jack Daniel's Black Jack Cola
Jack Daniel's Southern Peach
Chocolatini
Margarita
Strawberry Margarita
Watermelon Margarita
Mango Margarita
Peach Margarita
Mojito
Long Island Iced Tea
Mudslide
Piña Colada
Frozen Margarita
Frozen Bahama Mama
Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri
Frozen Blue Hawaiian

Pre-Packaged "Shots"

Fireball

Wines

Various including White Zinfandels, Chardonays, Rieslings, Moscatos, Cabernet Sauvignons, Sangria, and Merlots

Oregon liquor laws have specific meal service food requirements to sell distilled liquors like whiskys and vodkas. We anticipate the upgrades to make that happen will be completed later this year.

ABOUT

Hey there... We're happy you're contemplating visiting Fuzzy Navels.

First and foremost, we're proudly a gay bar owned by gay men. Everyone who isn't rude (and is over 21) is welcome to visit, but make sure you're respectful of the place being designed for a gay clientele.

While opening a male strip club is a bit of a chicken and egg dilema in that you need strippers to get customers while you need customers to get strippers, we strive to ultimately have guys on stage during all of our open hours. Right now, we're still building our roster of strippers, but with rare exception, if we're open, there's dick ready to be seen on stage.

In short, we want Fuzzy Navels to be all about having a good time. Leave your day-to-day cares, worries, and concerns at the door. In here, you also don't need to worry about navigating the landmines of political correctness, pronouns, or offending someone because you want a plastic straw. We'll answer to hey, him, her, them, bitch, daddy, baby, cutie, babe, sweetie, doll, or anything in between, and we might call you "girl" no matter what. That said, if you're not okay with that or you're easily offended, this is not the place for you. There's full frontal nudity on the walls, and we appreciate a good joke about ANYTHING, and we mean anything. Again, we're very proudly a gay bar with an old school gay bar mindset.

And finally, back to that "don't be rude" rule, no cell phones are allowed anywhere inside the bar. You can keep it in your pocket out of sight, but if we see a cell phone, you'll be asked to leave. We're serious. There's also no gum, purses, bags, backpacks, luggage, or cologne allowed.

That about covers it for right now... so come on down and see everything in person. It's much more fun than just reading about it here!

CONTACT

BECOME A STRIPPER

At Fuzzy Navels, the guys on stage are both strippers and video stars.

Every guy who dances at the bar has already completed at least a solo audition video before his first night at the bar. In short, the bar is an extension of our casting for the video productions, and the two work hand in hand.

If you're interested in auditioning and learning more about the video production side of things, TalentPDX.com has all the details.

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