HOURS
We will be open for a "preview" opening this Friday, July 1st, from 7PM to midnight, and we also anticipate being open Saturday, July 2nd. Check back on Saturday, July 2nd to find the specific hours (which will be in the evening) for Saturday.
For this preview opening, we're still getting all the pieces into place... but we do anticipate having 2 strippers. It will be their very first time stripping, but they're committed to full frontal nudity per our tipping policy.
LOCATION
We're located at 10518 NE Sandy Blvd in North East Portland. That's less than a mile from the Sandy Blvd exit on the 205.
If you need a quick point of reference, our location is in the area of town that is near IKEA.
We have a bright blue and white sign in the window that says "Fuzzy Navels."
TIPPING POLICY
In short, we fully believe that the customer shouldn't have to guess what's going to happen or just hope that spending money has results. At Fuzzy Navels, the guys are a sure thing. You're in the control of the nudity.
When a guy receives $15 from the crowd, the booty becomes fully visible.
What happens from there is up to you!
If the tips from the crowd collectively total another $20, all his clothes come off. Full frontal nudity.
If you tip $20 individually after the booty is fully visible, you can take the guy's underwear off yourself.
If you tip $40+ individually after the booty is fully visible, you can take the guy's underwear off and keep the underwear as your very special souvenir*! We have lots more goodies/upgrades in store, but that's it for now.
We have an ATM on site.
* underwear is for souvenir purposes only. Not to be worn.
ENTRANCE POLICY
When you arrive at Fuzzy Navels, you'll be required to sign a liability release waiver.
Just like a white water rafting trip wants you to know that you're on an intense adventure, we want you to acknowledge that this is a full contact experience. You can touch the guys and the guys can touch you. The only place you can't touch is the "bikini zone" as we call it, so grab a pec or let your finger linger down a treasure trail, but unfortunately, you can't touch the dick, balls, taint, or butt hole. Everywhere else is up for grabs... literally.
Each time you visit, we'll check your ID, so be prepared to show your state issued driver's license, identification card, or passport. Every time, every person, no exceptions.
The admission fee for Friday, July 1st and for Saturday, July 2nd, will be dynamically calculated upon your arrival. It is $5 per stripper present at the bar with a maximum of $15 for the evening. So, if we have one stripper at the bar, it will be $5. If we have 4, it will be $15. Most likely, it will be $10 as we have two guys likely to show up. We have an ATM on site, and we accept cards and cash.
BEVERAGES & SNACKS
We have an extensive collection of beer, wine, cider, and sodas available for purchase with cash or card. Are you a Mountain Dew® guy, more of a Coke® drinker, or just prefer Diet Pepsi®? Either way, we've got you covered.
We also have chips and candy bars.
Our current beverage lineup is subject to change but currently includes:
Beer In Bottles
Blue Moon
Bud Light
Coors Light
Heineken
Kona Brewing Big Wave
Kona Brewing Hanalei Island IPA
Kona Brewing Longboard
Kona Brewing Starfruit Orange IPA
Samuel Adams
Beer In Cans
Blue Moon
Budweiser
Montucky
Ciders
2 Towns Ciderhouse Cosmic Crisp
2 Towns Ciderhouse Tropical Cosmic Crisp
Hard Seltzers
White Claw Black Cherry
White Claw Mango
White Claw Watermelon
Sodas
Coke
Diet Coke
Cherry Coke
Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Mountain Dew
A&W Root Beer
Sprite
Wine Based
Chocolatini
Fireball
Margarita
Strawberry Margarita
Mojito
Pre-Made Frozen Margarita
Pre-Made Frozen Bahama Mama
Pre-Made Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri
Pre-Made Frozen Blue Hawaiian
Wines
Various including White Zinfandels, Chardonays, Rieslings, Moscatos, Cabernet Sauvignons, and Merlots
Oregon liquor laws have specific meal service food requirements to sell distilled liquors like rums and vodkas. We anticipate the upgrades to make that happen will be completed later this year.
ABOUT
Hey there... We're happy you're contemplating visiting Fuzzy Navels.
First and foremost, we're proudly a gay bar owned by gay men. Everyone who isn't rude (and is over 21) is welcome to visit, but make sure you're respectful of the place being designed for a gay clientele.
While opening a male strip club is a bit of a chicken and egg dilema in that you need strippers to get customers while you need customers to get strippers, we strive to ultimately have guys on stage during all of our open hours... once we get strippers. In other words, the strippers will start when the doors open when we're fully going.
In short, we want Fuzzy Navels to be all about having a good time. Leave your day-to-day cares, worries, and concerns at the door. In here, you also don't need to worry about navigating the landmines of political correctness, pronouns, or offending someone because you want a plastic straw. We'll answer to hey, him, her, them, bitch, daddy, baby, cutie, babe, sweetie, doll, or anything in between, and we might call you "girl" no matter what. That said, if you're not okay with that or you're easily offended, this is not the place for you. There's full frontal nudity on the walls, and we appreciate a good joke about ANYTHING, and we mean anything. Again, we're very proudly a gay bar with an old school gay bar mindset.
And finally, back to that "don't be rude" rule, no cell phones are allowed anywhere inside the bar. You can keep it in your pocket out of sight, but if we see a cell phone, you'll be asked to leave. We're serious. There's also no gum, purses, bags, backpacks, luggage, or cologne allowed.
That about covers it for right now... so come on down and see everything in person. It's much more fun than just reading about it here!
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